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Sunday, July 06, 2008

And then it spit out another coupon!

My middle daughter, Shelley, is into coupons and rebates in a big way. Every few days she calls me to tell me the newest bargain she found. I'm not surprised--this is the gal who financed a trip to Tasmania with frequent flyer miles from Kellogg cereal products. She went around to the many "salvage" grocery stores in Virginia and purchased the cereal and snack bars for a fraction of the retail price. She cut the proof of purchase panel off each box, re-sold the products at flea markets for a substantial discount off the retail price, and still made 100 percent profit on her original purchase. She accumulated enough frequent flyer miles for the round trip flight, and made enough money to have a really good time while she was there. So I wasn't at all surprised to hear that she was not only getting products for free (or only a few cents), but was often getting rebates or store credits to boot.

She called the other day to tell me about the contact lens fluid she had found on sale. "I had a half-price coupon," she said, "and this store doubles the coupons. So I got the lens fluid for free. But the cash register printed another half-price coupon, so I went back and got a second one. And it printed another coupon, so I went back and got a third one, and that time it gave me a $3.00 store credit! So I got three bottles of name brand contact lens fluid for free, and they basically paid me $3.00 to carry it out of the store!"

She gave me six $1.00-off coupons for Dawn dish detergent in the 11 oz. bottle, and told me that the CVS drugstore was selling it two for $2.00. A dollar a bottle, and a dollar-off coupon, in other words. So I got a bit more than a gallon of Dawn for just the 30 cent sales tax. But I also got a $3.00 credit against future purchases. Seeing the credit, I went back to the first aid section where I had seen a "Buy one, get one free" coupon for a 60-count box of assorted-size bandaids. That, and a 70-cent candy bar (to bring the purchase up to $3.00), allowed me to walk out of the store with 6 bottles of dish detergent, two large boxes of bandaids and a candy bar for fifty cents. I just had to call Shelley to tell her how smart I'd been.

She sighed. "Mom. You shouldn't have bought the bandaids. You could have gotten them free last week! Save your store credits and only buy things with them that give you more store credits! That way they build up."

I promised in the future to only buy the things she told me to buy. To be good at this, you have to spend a lot of time on it, and I have neither the time nor the patience to do it. So I'll benefit once in a while from her expertise, and praise her lavishly the rest of the time for her amazing bargains.
posted by Liz @ 7:42 PM     |


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