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This site is a member of WebRing. To browse visit here. Saturday, June 16, 2007 The urge to . . . One doesn't want to say "kill," because if Clarence drops over dead, I don't want to be suspected of having anything to do with it. But there are days when I wouldn't grieve, and this has to be one of them.I returned from my weekly morning visit to the coffee shop in town, to be greeted with "Cut them down! I can't get the tv! Cut them down!"Prodding for details revealed that he wanted me to cut down the trees behind the trailer that were blocking the satellite signal. That was definitely not what I had planned for this afternoon, especially since the ground between the trailer and said trees is a sea of poison ivy. I could get to the trees by walking around onto the neighbor's hay field and approaching them from behind, so to speak, but I have an electric chain saw and not enough extension cord to reach that far. The only way to get the saw to the trees was to drag the cable through the poison ivy. Clarence wasn't interested in excuses. He wanted a working tv, period.So I did it. I put on my oldest grubbiest jeans with the pretty much non-repairable hole in the seat (meaning I could repair it but it would still be very visible), and my old boots and a long sleeved shirt just in case the poison ivy rose up and attacked me, and I cut down six trees. Those were the only ones small enough to use a 16" chain saw on, and small enough for one person to cut them safely. Then I took a shower and threw my clothes in the washer and scrubbed my boots, and then I checked on Clarence's tv.Still not working. Completely black, in fact. He was waving the remote at it and getting up a head of steam. I took the remote out of his hand, replaced the batteries and turned the tv on. It worked. I said something unprintable and haven't spoken to him since then.The worst of this is that I still have two hundred feet of heavy duty extension cord to wash off. posted by Liz @ 7:09 PM | The template is set to display 10 posts. To see all the posts for this month, click on the month name in the Archive section RSS Feed PERSONAL Send email toliz at life-as-a-spectator-sport.com Home I'm a mother, grandmother, a computer professional, Democrat, Christian. I welcome politely worded comments and email, my spam filter throws the rest away, so don't bother to flame me WHY 'LIFE AS A SPECTATOR SPORT' "If you're lucky not to live in the gutters of a slum, but still can't afford to take vacations in the Alps, you're part of that enormous middle class who lives life through the medium of the television, further separated from "real" life by air conditioner, by automobile, by dishwasher, microwave and ice-in-the-door refrigerator, by automatic washer and dryer, and all the other appliances and conveniences that make it possible for America to live life at second hand. I'm not sure why Americans decided that televised drama was better than the real thing, that cardboard microwave food containers were an adequate substitute for real dishes, and their contents for real food, or that cooking, dishwashing and face-to-face conversation wasn't worth the effort and time it required. Someone fed this nation a plastic crate of out-of-season tomatoes and told us it was life and we took them at their word, and we're so much the poorer for it that it's hard to know where to start to list the shortcomings." I wrote this a couple of years ago, but I have to admit it's much less amusing than I thought it would be to see the artifical construct falling apart. 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One doesn't want to say "kill," because if Clarence drops over dead, I don't want to be suspected of having anything to do with it. But there are days when I wouldn't grieve, and this has to be one of them.I returned from my weekly morning visit to the coffee shop in town, to be greeted with "Cut them down! I can't get the tv! Cut them down!"Prodding for details revealed that he wanted me to cut down the trees behind the trailer that were blocking the satellite signal. That was definitely not what I had planned for this afternoon, especially since the ground between the trailer and said trees is a sea of poison ivy. I could get to the trees by walking around onto the neighbor's hay field and approaching them from behind, so to speak, but I have an electric chain saw and not enough extension cord to reach that far. The only way to get the saw to the trees was to drag the cable through the poison ivy. Clarence wasn't interested in excuses. He wanted a working tv, period.So I did it. I put on my oldest grubbiest jeans with the pretty much non-repairable hole in the seat (meaning I could repair it but it would still be very visible), and my old boots and a long sleeved shirt just in case the poison ivy rose up and attacked me, and I cut down six trees. Those were the only ones small enough to use a 16" chain saw on, and small enough for one person to cut them safely. Then I took a shower and threw my clothes in the washer and scrubbed my boots, and then I checked on Clarence's tv.Still not working. Completely black, in fact. He was waving the remote at it and getting up a head of steam. I took the remote out of his hand, replaced the batteries and turned the tv on. It worked. I said something unprintable and haven't spoken to him since then.The worst of this is that I still have two hundred feet of heavy duty extension cord to wash off.
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"If you're lucky not to live in the gutters of a slum, but still can't afford to take vacations in the Alps, you're part of that enormous middle class who lives life through the medium of the television, further separated from "real" life by air conditioner, by automobile, by dishwasher, microwave and ice-in-the-door refrigerator, by automatic washer and dryer, and all the other appliances and conveniences that make it possible for America to live life at second hand. I'm not sure why Americans decided that televised drama was better than the real thing, that cardboard microwave food containers were an adequate substitute for real dishes, and their contents for real food, or that cooking, dishwashing and face-to-face conversation wasn't worth the effort and time it required. Someone fed this nation a plastic crate of out-of-season tomatoes and told us it was life and we took them at their word, and we're so much the poorer for it that it's hard to know where to start to list the shortcomings." I wrote this a couple of years ago, but I have to admit it's much less amusing than I thought it would be to see the artifical construct falling apart.
THE NON-ELECTRIC HOME
Cleaning, 1 Cleaning, 2 Cleaning, 3
KNITTING BLOGS
Extravayarnza Knitting Heretic Mind of Winter Pie Knits Persistent Illusion See Eunny Knit The Keyboard Biologist Taleweaver's Ramblings TECHnitting Wendy Knits
FINISHED PROJECTS
SELF-RELIANCE AND THE FUTURE
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How to Grow More Vegetables, etc. Small Scale Grain Raising
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