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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Welcome to life in the country

Our critter turned out to be not a mouse, not a rat, not a vole and not a shrew on steroids, but a juvenile possum.

I baited a rat trap and went to bed. Fifteen minutes hadn't gone by when I heard it snap. But we hadn't heard the animal at all, and I wondered whether the trap might have tripped on its own. The wooden rat traps have a different cocking mechanism than the mouse traps, and I wasn't entirely certain how well that little tab of plastic was going to hold back the huge spring. And it sounded as though the trap had flown halfway across the bathroom floor, not what you'd expect if something the size of what I saw yesterday was caught in it. I turned over and went back to sleep.

Just before dawn, Clarence woke me up. "I hear it," he whispered, and sure enough there was a scrabbling sort of sound under his dresser. I got up, took out another trap, baited it with the blue stuff in the little bottle (which does indeed work better than peanut butter), and set it on the bathroom floor near the one that had tripped, and which I now saw had caught an ordinary mouse. I went back to bed and waited. After a while I heard the distinct sound of crunching in the bathroom.

"I don't see how it could be a shrew," I whispered to Clarence. "Shrews aren't that big. But it sure sounds like it's eating that dead mouse." Shrews, the internet assured me, ate small mammals like mice as well as the other kinds of things eaten by rodents. And they had short tails. And at least some of them were gray, like our animal. But they were tiny.

I crept out of bed in the increasing morning light and snuck around the door to the bathroom. Sure enough, there was the very large non-shrewish-appearing critter eating the mouse. It didn't even run away when it saw that I was watching it. I threw Clarence's shoe at it and it ran behind the hot water heater long enough for me to remove the mouse and push the other rat trap into a more tempting position.

Another half hour or so went by, and the other trap went ka-boom! When I went to check, I found I had caught a possum. That was the first time I had seen its face in enough light to realize what it was.

The only trouble with a baby possum is that where you have one, you usually have ten or eleven more, and if one found its way into the house, others are likely to do the same thing. This one was still of a size to be carried around on mama's back with its littermates. So when I went out to do a computer call today, I bought a can of expanding insulation foam, which I will shortly apply to every crack and crevice I can find in the hopes of at least discouraging other visitors.

And now I have to do the paperwork for three days of inspections, make sure my clothes are packed, go to the grocery store so Nick will have lots of goodies to eat in my absence, get out the other computer and set it up so he'll have a computer to use in my absence, and make up his bed. At some point it would be nice to have some sleep too. I haven't knitted anything in days.
posted by Liz @ 1:05 PM     |


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