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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I SAID I needed a vacation!

I've had numerous episodes of chest and arm pain lately, and much shortness of breath. These are not good symptoms for an overweight person to be having. And considering that Kate was just hospitalized for atrial fibrillation after experiencing nearly identical symptoms, I figured I was probably headed in that direction myself. So when I woke up feeling rotten today--short of breath, a dull throbbing pain in my chest and one arm--I just wanted to get through the day and head home. Tomorrow, I promised myself, I would go to the doctor.

I made it as far as the rest area on I-81 south of Wytheville. By then I was dizzy, light-headed, hardly able to get a good breath, my chest was tight and my lips were tingling. I pulled over, called 911, dosed myself with a couple of extra-strength aspirin and enough tincture of capsicum to restart a stopped heart, and waited to be hauled off to the hospital. By the time rescue arrive, the combination of capsicum and aspirin had gone a long way toward making me feel better, but I was still short of breath.

Three hours later, after the usual routine of EKG, X-rays, multiple vials of drawn blood and various people poking and prodding, I was told I'd had a panic attack and that nothing was wrong with me. "I don't have panic attacks," I said, rather coldly, I'm afraid. "I'm the one who stays calm and holds things together when everyone else is freaking out."

The nice young physician's assistant claimed that anyone could have a panic attack, even if it had never occurred before, if there was sufficient stress. So I suppose I've had sufficient stress. I'm rather embarrassed about the whole thing, but glad to know there really was nothing wrong with me. "Your EKG looked like a 20-year-old," he said, "your cardiac enzymes are right where they ought to be and there was absolutely nothing abnormal on the x-ray. You're healthy as an ox. You're just trying to manage too much at one time right now."

So I've had an expensive but informative day. If it really is all in my mind, I can deal with that. After all, there is hardly anything more reassuring than to be told your EKG looks like a 20-year-old's. And this little episode should surely be enough to justify a real vacation. I told Clarence that even if I had to pay Patricia to move in there for a week, I was going to get in the car and leave all of this behind me for at least that long.

That is, of course, if my new car ever turns up. It was supposed to be on the dock in New York on the 10th, at the dealer on the 12th, and ready for me to pick up yesterday, the 14th. It hasn't even made it to the dealer's lot yet, so who knows what is going on. I have to turn the rental car in tomorrow, and I'm not looking forward to driving the Daewoo any more than I have to.

I think it's time for a long hot bath and some of the "Tired Old Ass" bath salts that Kate gave me for my birthday.
posted by Liz @ 11:02 PM     |


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