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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Sock Therapy


So what does a knitter do when the world is going to hell in a hand basket? Start another pair of socks, what else! This is Kroy DK in my favorite jewel-tone colorway, and a set of the lovely warm Clover bamboo needles.

The only time I can spare for knitting is when I am forced to sit somewhere other than behind the wheel of the car, and whether fortunate or not, that has been true more often than usual lately. Waiting through Nick's Tae Kwon Do class, waiting for the mechanic to finish with the car, waiting while Clarence sees the doctor, etc, etc. So I've gotten a lot more knitting done recently than I had for a while.

Knitting in public tends to start conversations, and while I would usually rather knit than talk, the reactions from onlookers are generally pleasant ones and sometimes lead to interesting exchanges. The one exception to that was when I was waiting at Sears one day for an oil change on the car, and the woman sitting a couple of chairs down from me in the waiting room finally asked, after many silent sideways looks at me, "What are you making?"

"Socks," I said, and waited for the usual, "Oh, how nice," or "I'll bet they're really comfortable," or even "Wow, they knit up faster than I would have thought."

No, after a long pause she said, "You know, if you really can't afford to buy new socks, you can get them at Goodwill for practically nothing."

I thought it must be some kind of absurd humor, but her face was entirely serious. I picked up the second skein of yarn, that hadn't had the label removed yet, and showed her the price: $7.99. I didn't actually pay that much for it--I'd gotten it at half price from a yarn store that was going out of business, but after what she said about buying used socks, I wasn't going to tell her that.

"I can afford to buy new socks," I said, rather curtly, I'm afraid. She went back to her magazine.

The great thing about plain-knit socks is that you don't need any kind of pattern. Cast on enough stitches to go around your ankle (or calf, for longer socks), knit as much ribbing as you want (these are about 1-1/4 inches), knit in stockinette until the body of the sock is as long as you want, and make the heel and instep long enough to fit your foot. Bingo, a sock! By the time Nick's Tae Kwon Do class is over this week, I'll have finished the first one and be ready to start the second. Many sock knitters hate the fact that they still have half the work to do after they've finished the first sock, but that hasn't ever bothered me. I'm usually so entranced with the first sock that I can't wait to finish the second one so I can wear them.

And then I have to finish the scarf I started for Nick about four years ago in Harry Potter Gryffindor school colors. It isn't a real Gryffindor scarf--that's a striped tubular affair--but Nick probably wouldn't wear it now if it looked too much like a Harry Potter scarf, having outgrown an 11-year-old's obsession with HP. I would have finished it long ago except that it disappeared when we moved back to Clarence's house and I only just found it, packed in a box in storage.

If the leaders of the world had to sit down every day for an hour and knit, we'd all be in better shape.
posted by Liz @ 8:08 PM     |


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