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Friday, November 11, 2005

We're all fond of saying . . .

. . . that the radical right is like the Third Reich, or like an abusive marriage, or like some character on The Sopranos. The abusive marriage I know about and can attest to first hand; the others I couldn't swear to. But there is another analogy too. The radical right takeover of our country is like a stealth takeover of a moderate, staid, mainstream church congregation.

Here is the church, something traditional in brick or white clapboard with the Sunday School building next to it. The congregation is middle-aged, or maybe a bit past it. The pastor's not much of an arm-waver nor an explicator, but he's always good for at least a couple of stern sin-bashing sermons over the course of a year. The music director's no Bernstein, and the choir is a little thin in the bass section sometimes and maybe a little shrill in the sopranos, but they do their best, and most of the time that's not bad at all. The adult women's Sunday School teacher blushes when she has to read the passages about "fornification," and it's always hard to find someone to lead the teen boys, but pretty much, it's an average Protestant church in an average town or suburb having an average year.

One day a new couple comes to visit. They compliment the minister on his sermon, whether it was one of the good ones or not. They say how gracious and friendly everyone is. They even like the coffee and cookies in the parish hall, the same tepid coffee and store-bought sugar cookies that the church has had after the service for the last twenty years. They smile a lot.

The next week they're back, with a friend or two. The women offer to help in the nursery. The men talk earnestly about family values. They join the church, and become accepted and liked. Over the course of the next few months, more people drift in here and there, and join, and fill the empty spaces in the pews. The church has a feeling of new energy.

The music director agrees that choruses would be fine sometimes, instead of nothing but those old-fashioned hymns. Everyone is a bit taken aback when the new members clap and sway to the lively music, but the rhythm is contagious, and the teenagers certainly approve. One of the women asks her new friends if they'd like to come to a Bible study at her house, just for women, you know. The men tell the pastor that they wish he'd preach more on homosexuals, and Godless liberals, and prayer in public schools.

And so it goes, sometimes more slowly than this, and sometimes much faster, depending on how many newcomers there are and how solidly entrenched the existing congregation is. But one day, the new members, and the people they've won over to their ideas, are numerous enough to start pushing in earnest for the laying on of hands, or healing services, or a revival with some well-known charismatic preacher. Some of the long-time members quit in disgust, leaving an even greater majority of stealth takeover members. The pastor is quietly asked to find another pulpit, as he is no longer in step with the congregation.

The new pastor manages to get on radio and television regularly, ranting about evolution and gay marriage. The congregation announces it will build an unmarried mothers' home right there in the neighborhood, creating an instant focus for division and name-calling and finger-pointing. The church hosts a "Troop Appreciation Night," with military recruiters on hand, and provides its membership list to the Republican Part to use for mailings.

Most of the original congregation doesn't go to church any more. Wherever they went would be too strong a reminder of what they had lost. Friendships and mutually helpful associations that had grown up over years, even decades, are splintered and gone. The older members who needed a ride sometimes, or someone to come and mow a lawn or help with housework, aren't forgotten, exactly, but they are no longer as visible as when they were seen every Sunday morning. People tend to forget to ask about them. This congregation wasn't doing anything all that momentous, but it wasn't hurting anyone either, and now it, and all the community and security and structure and weekly habits that were associated with it are gone.

And the church's money now goes to activist quasi-political causes instead of to missions and charities, which was at least part of the intention all along.

Like our country, a perfectly good, functional, unexciting but decent institution has been unraveled from within, its assets plundered and its name dragged in the mud. And one day the FBI shows up to talk to the pastor about some pictures on his computer, and the creditors whose bills have been ignored start filing petitions in small claims court, and the elders have no choice but to dissolve the congregation and sell what's left to pay the worst of the bills, and suddenly there isn't any more church on that corner at all, good or bad.

We haven't quite come to that last point as a country, but we're awful damn close.
posted by Liz @ 7:41 PM     |


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