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Saturday, August 27, 2005

I went to the store and bought an apple and a banana and a carrot and a dog and . . . a violin?

No kidding. I stopped in at Walmart the other night, driving home very late from a day of inspections in Richmond, to get some lunch meat and cheese for Clarence's lunches. I ended up with thirty pounds of peaches too, but since they were on sale for twenty cents a pound less than the already good price of a week before, I felt justified in buying them. I paid for my purchases, headed for the door, and was totally blindsided by the musical instrument display.

Walmart has been stocking guitars for quite a while, mixed in with telescopes and kits for making your own beer. Some stores even sell a limited variety of band instruments--clarinets, trumpets, flutes--and recently I've been noticing folk instruments like lap harps and dulcimers. But violins? Well, "Appalachian fiddles," at any rate. Never mind what it's called, I wanted one. I grabbed one of the boxes, wheeled around to go back through the checkout, and grinned all the way back home. I hadn't touched a violin since childhood, but I've been thinking recently that I really would like to have one again, and since my brother made my old violin into a lamp, it wasn't available any more.

And then, with great regret, I took my fiddle back the next day to Walmart. Basically, I got what I paid for. The bridge was a flimsy piece of balsa that wouldn't have survived long. The tuning pegs wouldn't stay where they were adjusted, but worst of all, the bow could not be tightened enough to draw properly. I think the instrument would have had a decent tone if it could have been played at all, but I wasn't going to spend any more money trying to find out. Replacing the bridge and the bow would have cost enough extra to make a cheap music store violin a better deal.

So I took it back, and had to accept a shopping card in lieu of an actual refund. I ended up with a ladder, a new pressure canning pot and the 22-quart stainless steel stock pot that I've been eyeing for a while and just hadn't gotten up the nerve to buy. More my speed than musical instruments right now, anyway.

But I still yearn for a fiddle. One of the grocery stores I inspected had, with the total incongruity you often find in country store inventories, a large selection of stringed instruments. I need to go back through my files and figure out where it was, and pay them a visit again.
posted by Liz @ 8:22 AM     |


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