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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Life in the political Twilight Zone

The political advertising around here just keeps getting more bizarre.

Vernon Robinson, a Winston-Salem alderman running for Congress in North Carolina’s 5th Congressional District, has already been condemned for his use of negative, often outright dishonest, advertising. Jack Kemp, whom Robinson claimed was his campaign chairman, publicly disassociated himself from Robinson, and the gossip mill says that President Bush is also shying away from any connection with him.

Robinson’s virulent anti-immigration invective, in an area with a large Hispanic population, would have been enough to make anyone wonder about him, but he has gone off the deep end with his newest television ad, entitled "The Twilight Zone vs. Leave it to Beaver." When I saw the spot this morning, my first reaction was that it was a parody put out by some malicious prankster. I nearly called the station (WXII, in Winston-Salem) and demanded to know how they could have aired it. But it’s for real. You can watch it on Robinson's website.

The ad begins, “If you’re a conservative Republican, watching the news these days can make you feel as though you’re in . . . The Twilight Zone!” with the signature “Doo-dee doo-dah” melody from the television show in the background, and The Twilight Zone’s title frame on the screen of a fifties vintage television set. The ad goes through Robinson’s laundry list of complaints:
  • We’re under attack from Islamic extremists in every corner of the world.
  • Homosexuals are mocking holy matrimony, and lesbians and feminists are attacking everything sacred.
  • Liberal judges have completely rewritten the constitution. You can burn the American flag and kill a million babies a year, but you can’t post the Ten Commandments, or say God in public schools
  • Seven out of every ten children are born out of wedlock, and Jackson and Sharpton claim the answer is . . . racial quotas.
  • And the aliens are here, but they didn’t come in alien spaceships. They came across our unguarded Mexican border by the millions.
It ends, “I’m Vernon Robinson. If you elect me to Congress, I’ll send that back to the Twilight Zone. I approve of this message, and of traditional American values.”

And then . . . and then! I stood there watching with my jaw on the floor while the spot concluded with a clip from "Leave It to Beaver," complete with a few bars of the theme music.

Is this man completely round the bend?

To begin with, Vernon Robinson is black, yet the only black faces in the entire spot were the images of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton—Jackson represented as though in a mug shot. The children covering their faces when they came to "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance were all white. Everyone in the "Leave It to Beaver" segment was certainly white. Who is Vernon Robinson sucking up to here? The best that could be said is that he can’t be accused to nepotism. He also can’t be accused of wanting to represent everyone in his district.

And what can you make of his use of the "Leave It to Beaver" material? Does Robinson not remember what life was like for African-Americans in 1957, when the show first aired? Well, maybe not. I don’t know how old Robinson is—he may not even have been around yet then. Somebody needs to tell him. I sure as hell remember. I remember grown men stepping off the sidewalk to allow me, a twelve year old white kid, to go by. I remember the couple who cleaned my school carrying paper cups around with them so they could drink out of the water fountain. I remember the white teachers referring to blacks as "niggers" and "coons." And that’s the tip of the iceberg. To use "Leave It to Beaver" as representative of "American values" may be a supreme touch of unintentional irony, but it can’t truly be what Vernon Robinson wants this country to return to. If it is, then he richly deserves whatever he gets.

Last, but possibly not least in these litigious days, I wonder whether Robinson obtained the rights to use images and music from the two television shows. Hollywood tends to be rather proprietary about such things.

I also wonder whether the stations on which this spot is aired should be concerned about their own liability. I called WXII three times today and left messages with multiple people in the advertising department (whose voice mail messages assured me that they were there, but "on another line or temporarily out of the office"). No one returned my calls.

By the way, on his endorsements page, Robinson cites Bob Barr (yes, the same Bob Barr who addressed a white supremacist convention, paid for his second wife to have an abortion even though he calls himself a pro-lifer, and while married to his third wife, was photographed licking whipped cream off the bare chests of two other women). Robinson also includes Randall Terry in his list of supporters, the Randall Terry of Operation Rescue fame, who said, "Let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good." [The News Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Aug 15, 1993]

Vernon Robinson is the one in the Twilight Zone. I don’t know whether to thank God I live in Virginia, or to be sorry I don’t live in North Carolina so I could vote against him.
posted by Liz @ 11:31 PM     |


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