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Monday, May 10, 2004

We all have our bad days, but when you're pulling 80,000 pounds of freight with a truck the size of a small locomotive, you can have a spectacularly bad day. Poor Shelley—she had a doozy.

It all started when the store personnel where she was delivering first thing this morning showed up an hour late, putting her an hour behind to get to her next delivery before she had even started unloading at the first one. Then she discovered that the 900 boxes she was supposed to be taking off the truck were actually 894 individual boxes, and six pallets with a total of over 300 boxes. So instead of unloading 900 items, she actually had to handle over 1200.

But she did it, with 15 minutes to spare to make it on time to the next store, about four miles away. She called them for directions, not having been to that store before. "Turn right on Pine Tree Road," they told her. Unfortunately, they didn't bother to also tell her that some years back, Pine Tree Road had been permanently cut in half by a restricted access four lane highway, and that she needed to turn at the second sign for the street, not the first one. She found a street marked Pine Tree Rd. in a typical looking commercial district, and turned in. She was committed to the turn and couldn't abort it when she realized she was turning into a residential neighborhood. She told me later, "I should have just stopped, put my flashers on and called 911, and told them I needed assistance to back out of the residential street back onto the highway. But it was a nice wide street and I thought I could probably go around the block and get out." Famous last words.

She made it around the first intersection, but the next one was more narrow, and made worse by people parking close to the corner. She got out of the truck and moved some garbage cans out of her path, but still had to pull partly into the yard of one house. She said that if it hadn't rained there last night, she would probably have been all right, but the minute she got off the pavement, the truck began to sink into the soft lawn. "I just tore those people's yard up," she said, sounding distraught. "I had to spin my wheels to get out, and it threw mud everywhere and just made holes in their yard."

She stopped the truck once she had gotten clear and called 911 to report the incident. Just about that time, a woman came running out of the house next door, yelling that she was calling the police, and was amazed to find that Shelley had already done so. "You're the first person who's ever stopped," she said. "The trucks that deliver to the lumber company get lost back here all the time—this man's yard has been torn up so many times we've lost count, and you're the first person who's ever stopped."

Shelley had to call her company, of course, and while she was on the phone with them, a policeman arrived and began to write her a ticket. She was half crying already, she said, distressed about the damage she had caused and worried about how much trouble she was going to be in with her employer. The neighbor woman heard her sniffling and asked if she had allergies. No, Shelley said, bawling now, she was having a horrible day, and on top of everything else, she was going to get a ticket! The woman burst into tears herself, told the policeman that she had lived in that house for 46 years and had seen countless trucks damage her neighbor's yard, and in all that time, "this young lady is the only one who has ever stopped and taken responsibility, so please don't give her a ticket!"

The policeman, Shelley said, threw up his hands and said helplessly, "I can't deal with two crying ladies," crumpled up the ticket and went away, leaving the neighbor to comfort Shelley with a big piece of watermelon and more compliments for having stopped and reported the damage.

All that would have been bad enough, but at the next stop, she had to back into a narrow space through a parking lot filled with shoppers' cars. There was plenty of room for them to go around her truck, she said, but they kept speeding straight at her and then swerving at the last minute when they realized she wasn't going to get out of the way. She finally hit her air horn to try to warn one car off, and it stuck! "I was banging on the dash and hitting the button," she said, "but the stupid thing went on for about two minutes!"

To cap it all off, as she was leaving the shopping center after her last delivery, she scraped the rear bumper of a parked car. It wasn't a dent, she said, just a scrape, but a noticeable one. She parked the truck, went over to leave a note on the car's windsheld, and then decided instead to go inside and ask security to use the public address system to try to locate the owner of the car. They didn't have a PA system, they said. So she trotted back out to leave her note . . . and found the car had left. "Thank God for small favors!" she said fervently.

I suggested she might want to consider getting off the road for the night, and she agreed. I haven't heard anything more from her, so she apparently made it to a truck stop or rest area, and is sleeping off what has to have been the worst day she's had in her driving career.
posted by Liz @ 11:18 PM     |


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